Twitter Updates for 2010-02-08

  • NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! @IggiesOxford is going out of business! I hate you, Oxford. #

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Twitter Updates for 2010-02-07

  • Almost PUPPY BOWL TIME!!!!! #
  • Things I hope Super Bowl players will learn from Puppy Bowl players #1: Incapacitating opponents by sitting on their head. #
  • Things I hope Super Bowl players will learn from Puppy Bowl players #2: Mid-game naps in the middle of the field. #
  • I'm going to be cheering for the commercials and Mike Hart and against the Saints and the rest of the Colts. #superbowl #
  • Things I hope Super Bowl will learn from Puppy Bowl #3: 10+ balls on the field and players have to carry them in their mouth to score. #
  • Things I hope Super Bowl will learn from Puppy Bowl #4: Players have to lap water from a communal bowl with a camera at the bottom. #
  • I would make a great Roman emperor. "Antonius, my mouth does not have a grape in it!" http://is.gd/7U0k5 #

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Twitter Updates for 2010-02-05

  • Terrible advice derived from the 2 songs in my head: If you like it then you shoulda put great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts on it. #
  • I think I will be Hugh Hefner for Halloween next year, because I already own pyjamas AND a robe. #

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Twitter Updates for 2010-02-03

  • Dreamt last night that a @QIkipedia contestant brought a guitar & sang a song about an "Elsie Stedman". #
  • I forgot the tune from my dream, but now I've got "Elsie Stedman" repeating over and over in my head to the tune of "Little Boxes." #
  • Also dreamt that a student tried to hit on me by giving me a coupon for frozen fish filets. #
  • LOST spoiler: Jack is still the worst thing ever on earth. #

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Twitter Updates for 2010-02-02

  • It's officially Oscars season! #
  • What if the dinosaurs DIDN'T go extinct, but instead shrank down to a microscopic size and are crawling all over us as we speak?

    Awesome. #

  • Precious doesn't come out on DVD until March 9, and the Oscars are on March 7. If I have to resort to illegal downloading, it's their fault. #
  • They already have a grape/apple hybrid (grapples), but they should make a garlic/apple hybrid for keeping vampire doctors away. #
  • With votes from @CranberryPerson and @fivemagicbeans, the consensus is that this miracle fruit would be called "garples." #
  • Have to admit, I'm not entirely sure grapples are an actual hybrid. I'm pretty sure they're just apples injected with fake "grape" flavor. #
  • RT @dbardallis: Looking forward to tonight's Lost premiere to finally find out how ANN ARBOR SECRETLY RULES THE WORLD. #
  • Crepes for dinner! Om nom nom nom nom! #
  • .@jasonsprague just had crepes for the first time and is dancing around the kitchen. #

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Twitter Updates for 2010-01-31

  • Caprica is like Battlestar Galactica meets Mad Men, minus all the attractive people from both those series. #

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Twitter Updates for 2010-01-30

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Twitter Updates for 2010-01-28

  • I think the best way to describe my new passport photo is "menacing, yet bemused". #
  • Fun times at the Miami Inn! #

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Twitter Updates for 2010-01-27

  • End of the day haiku:

    Playing "Telephone"
    With students and their parents
    Is sometimes my job. #

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Twitter Updates for 2010-01-23

  • Dreamt that I ran into James Franco in a tiny fabric store while shopping for fabric to make pillow covers with. #
  • Also in my dream: a runaway lawnmower and Michael Gambon wearing a bridal veil. #
  • It makes me sad that I can no longer tell an English accent from an Australian one. How did this happen? #

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