@srah

• A tree limb is down, blocking most of the front patio at the Shriver Center. #breakingnews #miamiu #
• Do you suppose Fenrir Greyback turned Remus Lupin into a werewolf because he was so delicious, or because his name was REMUS LUPIN? #

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• Happy 30th birthday, Macaulay Culkin! #

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• My new favorite Mad Men character: Miss Blankenship. #
• VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! http://is.gd/ezrcc #
• Today I've seen not one but two guys riding down the streets of Oxford on lawnmowers. #

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• The serial killer who lived upstairs is gone! We have christened the two girls who replaced him collectively as "NewBob." #

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• Ian Lawler's new album is now available on iTunes (not on Amazon yet, hopefully soon!): http://is.gd/epL3H #
• It's amazing how many misunderstandings/miscommunications in 20th century movies could have been solved by cell phones. #
• "Hey Luke, don't come to Cloud City. Darth Vader is using us as bait to get to you." #solvedbycellphone #
• "Hey George, just wanted to let you know I'm not in the car. But Biff is, and this would be a good time to punch him." #solvedbycellphone #
• "I'm in the tower, Sir Lancelot!" "You sound like a dude. Are you? I'm not murdering a whole wedding party for a DUDE." #solvedbycellphone #
• "ET phone home." #solvedbycellphone #
• "I didn't mean to disturb the whole household, but my car broke down… you know what? I'll use this and not get killed." #solvedbycellphone #
• "Hello, is this the Mare's Sweat Emporium? Oh thank Gods, you saved me from running all over town." #solvedbycellphone #andamaressweatstore #
• "David, it looks raahther precarious up on that dinosaur, so I called you from down here to tell you that you love me." #solvedbycellphone #

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• At work, where we have a collection of mismatched flatware, I have a Favorite Spoon. Am I normal? #
• Apparently the Goo Goo Dolls not only still EXIST, but have also put out a Greatest Hits album with more than 2 songs on it. #
• "She can't sing, can't dance and can't act. She's a triple threat." http://twitpic.com/2g024x #

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• For some reason this weekend has been full of references to Ghostbusters, which is the ONLY movie EVER that DOESN'T take place in Chicago. #
• What do you suppose Arnold Palmer called Arnold Palmers before they were called Arnold Palmers? My vote is for Yum Yum Drink. #
• And now that they have a name, when Arnold Palmer wants a half-lemonade, half-iced tea beverage, does he ask for a "me"? #

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• I'm on a boat! — at Chicago River Architectural Tour Boat http://gowal.la/r/22PCg #

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• I saw three dogs in strollers at the farmers' market. #
• "Is that the butt monkey?" "No, it's a sun bear." http://twitpic.com/2er6u8 #

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• Blechhh, foursquare. #MiamiU and #Oxford need to pick up the @gowalla pace instead! #
• I'm going to try to find street parking in Chicago, because if I park in a structure, the attendants will drive around in my sweet ride. #
• Driving in Chicago: less horrible than expected. But I'm happy to be parked. #
• I'm on the El, like Dr. Richard Kimble! (I relate to all big cities via movies.) #

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